im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG A CORGI PLAYING WITH THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING
THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING
I hate when people on Tumblr use this impenetrable technical jargon. Not everyone has a degree in architectural engineering.
The front page story of the Wallstreet Journal caught my eye this morning so I decided to take a closer look.
Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
|—||Advice to myself (via dreamtly)|