single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion
God will wreck your plans when He sees that your plans are about to wreck you.
I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
|—||J.D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)|
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.