I seriously think learning the Greek Alphabet should be required for everyone before entering college
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that
2013 kim possible: call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me, kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
I heard a kid say “I was born in 2003” the other day and he was like “I’m 11” it fucked me up… aren’t kids born in 2003 only supposed to be like 4 years old not going into 6th grade
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away